Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.

by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018

Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.

E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’

by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018

chode

Bodie Horne

Bodie Horne is a little chode

by 10BI September 25, 2018

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

A penis wider than long.
person 1: I heard Charlie has a chode.
person 2: da fuq is a chode?
person 1: a small dick!
person 2: ohhhhhh that explains alot

-_-chode-_-

by your dentist November 12, 2018

Chode

a chode is a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white

that’s a big chode!

by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018