The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
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by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
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Get the Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants mug.Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
by CHOKERKOHLI loyal fan November 23, 2020
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Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
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