Boner Points

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

by boner bro steve June 28, 2010

Boner Rip

Something common at the University of Oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your boner.

Hey, I'll meet you at the bar later. After watching those cheerleaders at the game I need a good Boner Rip before I go out!

by Watchin Timmy Throw Strikes September 16, 2010

boner bob

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.

boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.

by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 25, 2008

soul boner

(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable

(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!

(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)

person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now

by Big Yetti October 21, 2010

Friend Boner

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!

OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.

by teddycakes February 29, 2012

flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

by Zach2k8 March 12, 2008