when you go to a store of any type and pour water on the ground and see how long it takes to get kicked out and when you do so respond only with "im gordin mah orange"
store clerk 1: GET THE FUCK OUT
you:im gordin mah orange
store clerk 2: YOU NEED TO LEAVE
store clerk 2: GTFO NOW
you:im gordin mah orange
you:im gordin mah orange
store clerk 2: YOU NEED TO LEAVE
store clerk 2: GTFO NOW
you:im gordin mah orange
by CAUSTIC99 August 27, 2025
Get the gordin mah orangemug. The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
by Handof October 15, 2018
Get the Orange Bathmug. by Cracker jacker mom October 15, 2019
Get the orange slicesmug. Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
Get the Orange Chicken Slutmug. <.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Miss.Dollie April 23, 2021
Get the King of orangesmug. The act of squeezing orange juice into the pisshole, then pissing it into the anus of a woman and drinking it out of her ass.
“My boyfriend gave me an orange lavaburst last night and the orange juice had pulp in it which made it very lumpy.”
by 173951738292 June 8, 2018
Get the Orange Lavaburstmug.