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Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.
Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.
by Devoooo March 14, 2021
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pleasant grove alabama

pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls
by oak Grove March 17, 2021
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Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot
Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there
by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021
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Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021
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Alabama Spaghetti

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.
Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*
by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021
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Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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