asian pearl

bomb ass chinese food.

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!

by Rb123456 July 28, 2017

Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.

Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!

by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017

asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 6, 2017

Asianated

The state of being completely enraptured or obsessed with Asians, possibly to the exclusion of all others.

Well, I introduced him to my friend who happens to be a blonde, but he was way more interested in her Japanese friend, and then I heard from his best friend that he's been completely Asianated since high school and won't even date anyone non-Asian.

by Wendy S. August 12, 2017

Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.

Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.

by hidden38 August 26, 2017

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019

Asian invasion

A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools

(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely

by Josh magosh February 26, 2019