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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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Turkey slurpy

The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.

Can be played with any amount of people
Person 1: "Dude lets play Turkey Slurpy!"
Person 2: "Alright let me get the turkey slices"
by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025
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Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop
by Blind squid February 25, 2023
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Watering the turkey

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017
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not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important
- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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