hard thomas

massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

Thomas

The greatest person alive

Thomas is so beautiful

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Thomas Warnke

One sexy mf with a nice big ass and a nice cock

Hay Thomas Warnke you got a nice cocker 😉

by TOMMY white boy April 27, 2021

thomas

A "thomas" is someone with a round, cute face (taken inspiration from Thomas the Train). Common example of a Thomas is TWICE's Park Jihyo and SEVENTEEN's Boo Seungkwan

Person 1: Hey, look over there.
Person 2: Wow, that girl sure is a thomas.

by Seleparkyoon September 26, 2020

National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.

Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.

by pythona February 6, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020

Thomas

An extremely attractive and good-natured person; someone who is uncontrollably sexy

He was being such a Thomas on our first date, I just couldn’t get myself to say no for another one.

by trojanhorseyunicorn:* August 2, 2021