Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny

Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.

by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023

Thomas

The whitest being to ever step foot on planet earth

Person 1: so how did you become blind
Blind person: I looked at Thomas

by Jared the wanking pelican July 21, 2023

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

Thomas Huggins

Really sexy nigga with abs and 12 inch dick

Thomas Huggins is sexy no questions asked

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

Thomas!

To be short of your goal/objective.

Guy1: Nice that might go in the basket.

Guy2: Thomas!

by ThEBeaNDiP August 2, 2023

Thomas and Harrison

The world's sexiest people no one can complain

"Oh my god is that Thomas and Harrison huh they look sexy as always"

by yesdaddyomg6969420 August 9, 2023

Thomas

Thomas is the best👍🏻

Thomas is my boyfriend leave him alone

by Katiee :) August 12, 2023