When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
Get the Short man syndromemug. by Anonym215 November 29, 2021
Get the Short shorts daymug. The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
Get the Shorts Weathermug. short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.
by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022
Get the shortmug. by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
Get the short sproutmug. noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
Get the Short tiemug. by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011
Get the Short Gamemug.