Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)

Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021

A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020

National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.

Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.

by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

Slap short kids

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022