a "Ryan Leaf"

Term used to describe anything that is extremely over-hyped or overrated.

Man, everyone said The Departed was a great movie, but it was totally a "Ryan Leaf".

by Michael51 March 4, 2007

The Ryan Shocker

When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!

The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!

by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006

ryan allen

a huge twat

Person 1: Man that kid is a Ryan Allen
Person 2: Yeah i know smh

by ryanallen November 30, 2016

Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010

ryan estrich

a ugly retard with no life and sucks balls

ryan estrich plays minecraft all the time

by insulter October 28, 2014

Ryan Medlock

A queer who always has a really bad haircut. He loves to take pictures of his abs and send them to other girls. Ryan gets orgasms when he watches the Tennessee Vols play. He also sends pictures of his dick to other guys because he thinks it turns them on.

Oh, Ryan Medlock is the biggest queer ever!

by beastboy22 February 12, 2015

Ryan Watts

A skinny gorilla looking ass bitch, who has some of the skinniest hairest legs you'll ever see. He also is very popular with the ladies, and bangs many females on the daily.

Yo have you seen the new kid? He kinda looks like Ryan Watts.

by faphin November 13, 2018