aint shit

a male libra named joshua exai peña garcia

tom: did you here josh aint shit, apparently he’s also a male libra

tim: omg that’s crazy

by yo momma112 March 3, 2022

Shit talkinn

Mfr Knucklez

knucklez be speakin facts/ shit talkinn

by Ehhhhhhhhhahaha March 3, 2022

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.

That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.

by Tried to tell ya March 4, 2022

shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good

"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod

by 69nicger March 6, 2022

Sack of shit

Sean Leach

Sean Leach is a sack of shit

by badb1tty March 7, 2022

Jesus Shit

After defecating, when one goes to wipe with toilet paper and discovers there is no feces to clean. Of all his numerous amazing feats & miracles, we can assume wipe-less bathroom sessions was among them. This act can also be called a "Holy Shit".

Wow, I just took the most amazing "Jesus Shit". What a way to start the day!

by MLS17 January 15, 2026