My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

Dylan, my sweetheart

Dylan is the person I love the most, the person I call honey, sweetie, sweetheart. He is the most honest and most beautiful person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He daily tells me how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world

“Hey look! It’s Dylan, my sweetheart”

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 28, 2022

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Flip my blizzard

When a girl is doing a handstand and you cum inside her and she holds the cum in while standing upright.

Johnny asked me if he could flip my blizzard but I can’t do a handstand.

by Possole26 May 28, 2022

My Bitch

This is a term commonly used by someone started with “A” and ending in “maya”, it normally means they have a phat crush on you or they rate you a 4, no in between

Girl - “your my bitch bc I rate you a 4”
Boy - “fuck you”

by Not poal lee May 30, 2022