by ryanpo May 28, 2020
Get the Jayn shows her ass day mug.This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Ass mug.An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
Get the ass-ault mug.ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020
Get the Doodle was in my ass mug.by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor July 12, 2020
Get the piss of ass mug."That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
by Undun July 13, 2020
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