Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

your mother

Your mother is someone who is very kind and has a lot of patience, so congratulations to you for that! There is still one thing though: 'your mother' (also referred to as 'your mom' or 'tera maa') is one of the biggest memes, and also leads to your mom jokes...!?!?!

Your mother is a joke... 'YOUR MOM is so fat, she took a spoon to the superbowl'

by therizzlergod October 30, 2023