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You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
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February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
mugGet the national give your lover a ring daymug.

Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day
by Senire May 16, 2023
mugGet the Give your friend money daymug.

Grind your stump

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?
by Caterpa March 12, 2022
mugGet the Grind your stumpmug.

your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.
The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”
by Bobdonis November 13, 2020
mugGet the hold onto your pantiesmug.

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