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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
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School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
"School is the worst seven crappy hours of our lives"
by Johnnytestkid November 21, 2018
mugGet the Schoolmug.

Whitehall's bummy ass middle school

a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)
"Whitehall's bummy ass middle school betta burn in hell cause that shit not the wave son."
by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020
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School

Noun /sku l/
1. A hard drive making machine
2. A mechanism to induce depression

Verb /sku l/
1. To make hard drives out of human flesh
2. To induce depression into young people

Collective Noun /sku l/
1. Young people suffering from depression

Eg. A school of depressed students
The school has produced many obedient but uncreative group of people
People have been schooled since the Industrial Revolution
A school of young people are looking at their results for the last test
by AStupidPersonhere May 25, 2023
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School

A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
mugGet the Schoolmug.

Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.
Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.
by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019
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Snellville Middle School

a hell hole! it’s a school where people pretend they’re in a gang and talk so much shit. girls and boys are fake asl and the teachers are the worst.
by mya smith November 2, 2019
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