Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.

Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!

by H Nicole M January 13, 2009

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Your mother

Akin to calling someone’s mother a whore

“The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for COMBAT!”

by anonymous October 20, 2021

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

Hug your crush day!

Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!

Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼

You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th

Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗

by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022

Fire ball your world

When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun

I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter

by Tounge puncher November 1, 2018

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021