Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

let that shit roll

#SWOUP #RAID

"Let that shit roll, let that shit roll"

by 5kulk June 21, 2017

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass or used in cursing

I'm going to shit my pants
That's a shit ton of money

by Quandle dingle berry June 7, 2023

Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit

1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her

by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022

shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019