bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

BOT HEAD ASS

A fool, constantly coming to work sick during a pandemic.

Yo, Did you hear that guy Darian came to work sick during the covid-19 pandemic?

Yeah, what a bot head ass

by Guinessworldrecordholder March 19, 2020

whore ass

a term used by State College, PA high school girls trying to make other people feel bad

"her whore ass is wearing those ugly ass shoes."

by amanna millor September 3, 2019

Strum-ass

That one guy who always whips out his guitar at a party

That guy with the guitar over there is such a strum-ass

by Bud Sampson September 12, 2015

Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".

Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.

by Saluja April 30, 2021

ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.

"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024