by Yungnknown October 2, 2022
Get the Got that shit on mug.Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.
Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
by anonymous September 1, 2025
Get the Dry shit mug.happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!
by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020
Get the shit bomb mug.Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.
Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!
Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!
Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!
Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!
Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020
Get the Shit Happens mug.by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019
Get the This shit hurts mug.When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025
Get the Shit Winker mug.Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
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