me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high schoolmug. by Black baby yoda January 26, 2023
Get the EP Schoolmug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. a mentally and physically horrible shit show that is hell on earth where all the teachers are bitches and the kids are worse
student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
by hi.it’s.me.mrs.malfoy March 2, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025
Get the Upside Down Magic School Busmug. 
A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
Get the Ho-Ho-Kus Public Schoolmug.