two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

that skye shit

When a girl looks beautiful on instagram but then later turns out to just be a regular ugly hoe.

Damn that bitch looks pretty in some pictures but retarded in the other she tryna hit you with that skye shit

by Killaa2 October 19, 2014

GET SHIT ON

A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON

you have to watch it (vidéo) but here is an example holy shit i lived.. get shit on

by anouar wait that's me hey it's June 23, 2017

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

that shit is cancelled

when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all

rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled

by manfuckthemkidsbro November 22, 2019

The Shit

Kayliana

Kayliana is the shit.

by anailyak November 14, 2020

Shit Jousting

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.

My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!

by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022