I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

by okstella July 30, 2021

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Get your toe down

To go fast in a vehicle related to the gas pedal and the action of pushing it

Dave you are going to be late get your toe down you might make it in time.

by Sir sweet April 4, 2022

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.

Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!

by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021