Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024

Shut your gob cunt

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.

Shut your gob cunt

by MonkeyBoyy October 27, 2022

im to your servic

It's so interesting that SERVICE & SERVIC (WOMENS WAORM(2OP) HOLE) SO IM TECHNICALLY YOUR TECHNICIANS WHO SERVICE A SERVIC AND GIVE A NICE CHECK TO THE BEAN AND THE VIOLIN

I always be your loyal servant baby.

Im to your servic. 24/8

by Simonet@let December 16, 2021

What colour is your World Cup?

a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.

"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"

by oow nedyah February 8, 2023

take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.

eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog

by TheSBPony December 16, 2021

Dust your Nuts

To Ejaculate

Me I use the transit Bus drivers asshole to Dust your Nuts when my woman is not putting out because she's on the rag and they are pussy

by blacky9er#9er April 21, 2015