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Shit

Person 1: "hey man, you play fortnite?"
Person 2: "That shit? Nah never"
by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020
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That’s that dyke shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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Dick-shit

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
by Blood-lover June 17, 2018
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Piece of shit

Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income
Man that piece of shit Opie they fucked my windows up
by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022
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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
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