shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Ms. Shit

A teacher who talks and is shit.

Ms. shit is giving shit homework

by the_preppy_hater November 21, 2025

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Unethical piece of shit

Someone who isn't the average piece of shit

"Look at this Unethical piece of shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025