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hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022
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Blow Your Own Lips

A man's way of telling a women to go suck a dick.
Hey Karen I'm sick of your shit, go blow your own lips.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
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Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason
Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull
by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Your mom

that redstone is bigger than your mom
by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022
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eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody
hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*
by KittyGum May 11, 2023
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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