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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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onnnnnnnni channnnnnnn ehh my loved love <3 uwu

"onnnnnnnni channnnnnnn ehh my loved love <3 uwu" -average anime simp idiot
by Person 69 420 October 15, 2022
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i love my poops!!!

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!
by unfixingclamp98 October 15, 2022
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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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my friends

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends
by < 3 October 16, 2022
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my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
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my aul lad

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is
by Aoneill2k22 October 17, 2022
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