no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

spoil a movie to your friends day

March 11, the day when you should spoil your favorite movie or tv show to your friends and make them mad🙂

spoil a movie to your friends day: Hey, you know, Stefan dies at the end of The Vampire Diaries🙂

by may15ns3c6h March 9, 2022

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay

Your mom hahahahaha

by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020

Color Your Night

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall

Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"

by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024

Your mom

A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids

Hello perso your mom

by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021