Ass mask

The act of shoving a hose in a 420 friendly friend's ass and blowing smoke up their ass then removing the hose and shotgunning it into your mouth

Me and my buddy were giving other ass mask hits and we were so lit

by M.F.Hardy August 1, 2017

Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.

‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.

by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 23, 2022

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding

Don't eat ass in the halls or you will die

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

by bluebear April 3, 2025