Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

Door

As far as we know doors are a portal to a different dimension

DOOR

by Triangular Window Frame March 10, 2023

Door Pop

The old South Side of Chicago social custom of shooting
through the door at unwanted visitors.

"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start

some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."

"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."

by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021

Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

DOORS

Definitely

Odviously

Officially

Right
Seriously

I DOORS understand what you are saying.

by DLaCPR May 1, 2025

Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.

"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 21, 2022

Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots

They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!

by Raimokurri July 4, 2024