Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

Michael Jackson

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A GOD

MICHAEL JACKSON is a god

by Michael Jackson is a god November 22, 2021

Michael Angel

Also called a cut ear, Michael Angel is a silent boy, he seems to be hiding something, a boy from southern Italy with a suspicious skin color, like his fellows he has a penis several kilometers long, but he also has a huge heart.

Wow that nigga looks like Michael Angel, they have the same cock

by Mattaman November 24, 2021

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.

When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.

by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021

Michael Paul

Looking for souls

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023