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Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.
"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"
by Hoodlum December 9, 2012
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Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin
by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023
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Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020
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hood fella

Noun
Used for when a white person grew up in the Hood
Adjective

White “Hood” Gangster
Jack is a hood fella after he drive by my grandma
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
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hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.
"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"
by Curly Manson March 20, 2025
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cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood
bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?
by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024
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Hood Weeb

A term coined by weebs who are usually terminally online, like to doxx people and spread CSEM, to refer to themselves. Most of them only every watch shounen anime such as DBZ, One Piece and Boruto, and latest, Dandadan. And they tend to get mad at the slightest provocations, or even non-provocations. They like to spend most of their time online and usually don't have a job or a functioning family, hence their extremely volatile and unstable nature. And they always seem to have CSEM on hand.
Person: "I'm at my wits end.... like they're actively trying to dox everything. Hacking into one of my accounts and they are posting cp on it. They are trying to get my phone number, and they are trying to involve my other family members. Please anyone I beg you... help me"
Hood weeb: "Racist weebs when they have to fight hood weebs and not sensitive sheltered college grads." *Yamcha's death pose pic*
by PomuHub December 16, 2024
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