Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 March 13, 2011
Get the Lady Gorilla Slapmug. What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.
by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017
Get the Lady holding broommug. The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.
"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020
Get the lesbian lady bicepsmug. Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother
David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother
David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes
by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018
Get the Your baby a ladymug. Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying
Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}
by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018
Get the OLD LADY MUNSONmug. A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.
by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016
Get the my fair ladymug. A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.
Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.
Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
by D-train1990 March 16, 2010
Get the Pink Lady Expressmug.