when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2012
Get the Notting Hill In-lawsmug. by StangLife January 7, 2009
Get the Hilledmug. A larger uglier woman that starts at the top of a hill and has sex with every guy as she rolls down the hill
Amanda was a hill pig last night she was so wasted when she rolled down the hill she fucked every guy she came across
by Jdtwisted May 7, 2018
Get the hill pigmug. The opposite of a Southdowns Gent. He is not cool, calm and collected. Usually much better than those PBHS and St Albans nerds at least. These boys are known for either dribbling girls or receiving rejection.
Miley: My husband is so cool, he never gets nervous or scared.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.
by maxCornwallHillBoy July 2, 2019
Get the Cornwall Hill Boymug. Canyon hill aka नीला दैत्य (blue demon) is the demon god of resentment, self hatred, and omnipotence. He’s a fictional god created by Komori Uchiha and is also his mascot.
by AsuraPatel May 16, 2021
Get the Canyon Hillmug. A particularly annoying individual with manners similar to an ogre. The hill-troll mostly lives in a small cave-like hut in the hills and is considered to be a person of lower intelligence than the average person. Hill-trolls are considered to be people with no prospects of future success. (see also dingle)
Don't worry about Trevor and his manners. He's just an unsophisticated hill-troll that doesn't understand why people become uncomfortable whenever he talks.
by Lenuel Gullivar March 19, 2022
Get the hill-trollmug. 