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Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world
Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot
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Jacob

A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023
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Jacob

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
Person 1: Look theres jacob!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: A very kind person.
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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
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Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere
by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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