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Self-aware fanfiction

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.
by Info2go April 22, 2025
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Self-Fellating Fillicide

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
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Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
by Segman farts March 4, 2023
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Self-Diagnosis

the process of diagnosing, or identifying, medical conditions in oneself. It may be assisted by medical dictionaries, books, resources on the Internet, past personal experiences, or recognizing symptoms or medical signs of a condition that a family member previously had.
Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments.
by BrainonFire October 8, 2019
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.
Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego
by discorddessert April 22, 2025
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