Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

This is sausage to me

Basically just I don’t care

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me

by I may or may not be gay January 5, 2020

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

Floor Sausage

A sausage on the floor

there is a sausage on the floor. It's a floor sausage

by TallestYagebu July 20, 2025