Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble

Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.

by EmJayee April 20, 2020

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer November 17, 2015

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

Put your foot in it

SUCKING TOES

PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT BABY GIRL

by BRICKFLAVA November 23, 2022

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku April 9, 2018

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022