Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

big green pickle stick

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Pickled

To stoned to count or to drunk to walk

That dude is pickled

by Stony Pete February 22, 2015

Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.

I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.

by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.

Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.

by wafflefuck March 20, 2015

Pickle Raffle

Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.

Having struck out at the bar John went to the pickle raffle up the road for a quickie.

by FredSanford819 March 30, 2015

Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015