lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.

"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"

by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019

overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks

Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.

by Loganruleslarge February 5, 2020

Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Peanut butter egg

When you put your balls in the butt region with peanut butter on them

Damn fam you got some peanut butter egg

by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 14, 2020

aloe-egg-lily

Aloe-Egg-Lily is a panromantic girl with a Wattpad account. She goes by, ‘Aloe Vera’. She is a huge fan of Just Dance and a Kazuichi simp.

“Aloe-Egg-Lily is so cool, don’t you think?”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020