I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
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Get the The Darby Noodle mug.Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.
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The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
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Get the Reverse Pool Noodle Style mug.When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
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