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Quito name

The ugliest guy ever, he never manages to make anyone laugh and always makes people sad

No one likes to be around him and no one ever wants to be in his presence. He doesn't have many friends and is usually lucky to have one or two. He is often very dumb and only makes dumb jokes which may make people laugh because of the dumbness. He's bad at sports and can't do anything to save his life.
Omg that guys is so ugly and annoying he must be a Quito name
by Bumboom December 11, 2019
mugGet the Quito namemug.

Look At My Name

I'm a useless piece of shit who's corny and uses Christianity for likes and followers
My dad doesn't love me because I say "Look at my name"
by KvngSlvyer June 5, 2025
mugGet the Look At My Namemug.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
mugGet the .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.mug.

fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
mugGet the fuck this urban name dictionary bullshitmug.

Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
mugGet the Won't use his real namemug.

Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.
I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.
by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014
mugGet the Name-Stalkingmug.
A cool ass nigga that has fans
Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"
by iiuphill March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jaiden but with a last name starting with Mmug.

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