Michael Jackson

a singer and a dancer nicknamed “The King Of Pop”

holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON

by loveybovey May 29, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

Michael Foster

He is a Slave, a Jigaboo, a fucking Coon

It be a fucking tragedy to be a Michael Foster

by Natsu00420 December 21, 2022

Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.

Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!

by I am his son January 8, 2023

Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021