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Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball
Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it
by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023
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Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.
“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately
by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025
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Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is
I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally
by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020
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Max

Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021
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Max

Max is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.

He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.

No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.

Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
Someone find max, he is lost, help Max find his true self
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
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max modd

is a fucking jew, stinks of big nose and gas showers. ( dont take the piss hes actually been through a lot)
its a max modd kinda day
by SamIGod18904 June 29, 2022
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Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.
Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life
by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021
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