firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.

"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"

by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018

Your baby a lady

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.

How doth ye be, my fair lady?

by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016

Shinigami's Angels and Ladies

A group of elite otaku girls who spend their time chatting about anime and the typical teenage girl stuff. Most of them are constantly hyper, and they have a few depressed girls within the group. They're tight like a knot, and a group of the nicest, most welcoming and understanding, and coolest girls you will ever meet on the net.

Duo gathers authoresses from everywhere and puts them in a chatroom. They call themselves his angels and ladies.

by Nayru Moon July 26, 2003