Kevining

Helping out in a situation in your mind. Yet in reality, fucking things up entirely.

Kevin was trying to help with the systematic flow of things in their own mind. But in reality screwing it all up in reality. Therefore Kevining.

by Jqluckystuck July 22, 2025

kevin

Kevin is the master of the potatos. He can make any kind of potatos to walk and talk. He is legit and awesome

Kevin is just amazing

by silicona luquida April 20, 2017

Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin

He can't feel anything anymore.

'I can't feel a thing anymore' - Kevin

by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024

Kevin Chitty

The love of my life, a one hit wonder. The man of my dreams and the perfect example of what every man should be.

“I love you Kevin Chitty”
Adhere to Bethany

by Dwindle June 8, 2022

Kevin

Goofy.

"You are so goofy, Kevin"

by anonymous September 16, 2021