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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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Jordan Popovski

One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
"aryan you're such a stupid indian shit"

You're such a jordan popovski😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
by ginderxd June 25, 2019
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Angelina Jordan

A Beautiful Young Lady Who Norway's Got Talent At 8 Years Old Angelina Jordan Was Born In Norway On January 10th 2006 Angelina Jordan Has A Lovely Singing Voice Angelina Can Really Sing
by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.
by lingergirl November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
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Jordan

by Jordarr8994 November 23, 2021
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Jordan

Wow, that Jordan is an ass, huh?
by Jizo_Supremacy April 24, 2022
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